folieadamn:

at this point i’m pretty sure patrick stump is actually not human like i would not be surprised in the least if i was meeting him after a show and god himself descended from heaven in a glorious ray of light and was just like “excuse me this is patrick he is my finest angel i need a word with him” i would just be like ok dude i understand

Come Little Children

parasiteprogram:

please listen to this or I’m going to have to call the Salem police

I feel like a hot fat black woman would’ve done an awesome job playing the ‘sexy’ Sanderson sister btw, lol. Also I’ll totally be taking Halloween-themed song requests if ya got em